I was somehow tickled with Lovie's entry when I read it yesterday.
His notion and perception of men.
*sigh*shakes head*

Put it this way, if men can never understand how women can buy 5 pairs of black shoes and have so many handbags, women can never understand how they can wear the same underwear twice without washing it.
Their reply?
Pakai se(satu) luar dalam(luar dan dalam) per


*laughs out terribly loud*

It's not that women find crying is fun but sometimes, the men are so insensitive and selenger plus so menyakitkan hati
It's true!
Else why would there be books trying to explain women's nature if it weren't for the men to read.
Or why would there even be a movie "What woman wants"

Plus, women can never understand how come men need to carry handkerchieves(Lovie does ok!) when tissue paper is so convenient and way more hygenic.


They yak and complain so much about women, yet they can never live without them. We will always be their mother, sister, love and friend.

The other day, I was in Simei queuing up for my weekly dosage of fish soup noodle and to my super duper god damn huge surprise, here was what I saw!

3 hankerchives!







Oh my god!
I couldn't help laughing!

So much complaining about women putting tissue packets on table to reserve tables during lunch hour.

Who ever thought men would do the same thing too!
At the end of the day, they do try to deny that they are of different species compared to women
Actual fact is, they are trully the same.

But I won't deny the fact that women love to shop.
And I am thankful that Lovie understands me.
The fact that I find shopping therapeutic
The desire to have peak life experiences with matching bag, shoes, wallet, key-chain & umbrella (not designer dresses Lovie. You are going to kill me if I wear 'em)
My grumblings on the weighing scale that will make me feel that life is so unfair.

Why I die-die need a maid and yet get paid for overlooking everything in the household.

Still he doesn't have to worry about me being in a phone call lasting 10 mins. Cos it will only mean that I am on the line with him.

Neither does he have to worry about the fact that I worry of finding a good hairdresser.

And no Lovie, a salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae would NEVER make me feel that I have a balanced lunch. Errr.. you know that!

I'm also grateful that he did not choose to be batman and superman, else he would have never choosen me.
But funny how men expects women to be a superwoman & supermom
else why would he have the cheek to propose 11!
*tsk*

Siapa kata laki tak takut bini?
All a woman needs to do is to say the 4-letter word to him and probably that will get his knees wobbly and heart thumping fast, trying to get every single excuse why his woman should stay put and not leave him.

SALE!

Just a super gentle reminder, the year-end sale is on. Women would go beserk though most shopping outlets offer only 20% sale and closes only at 11pm or midnight.
They would say,"It's 20%. For one night only!"

*yeah right*

But trust me, I am one of them.
Still, wouldn't it be nice that men will use plastic bags without much hesitation. We women can actually do them a favour by telling them to carry our shopping bags!

*giggles*

oh honey... you know I mean well.

My PMO department comprising of Finance, Security & Compliance as well as my very own are holding a Christmas gift exchange on the 19th of December.

On the Wish List, highlighted in yellow, it clearly indicated that each item should not exceed SGD20.

I twirled my pen thinking what to get for under 20 bucks. I seriously cant think of anything.
Everything is above the capped amount.
3 hrs later, I did my list:







Can see?
1. SGD20 Metro voucher
2. SGD20 Isetan voucher
3. SGD20 Tangs voucher

And I was the first one to put the list in the box!







Boy I was so proud of myself
*tee hee*
If this is an interview, I probably would have aced it.
Maximising opportunities & benefits!

On a final note, men should never worry how we women treat our bags and shoes cos we have always treated the men in our lives much better.
Else why would we still be here?

*laughs*


The drunken disciple

A Zen master had hundreds of disciples. They all prayed when they were supposed to pray, except for one, who spent all his time drunk.

The master grew older. Some of the more virtuous students began talking about who would be the new leader of the group, the one to whom the important secrets of the Tradition would be passed on.

On the eve of his death, however, the master summoned the drunken student and passed on the secrets to him.

The other disciples were in uproar.

"It's shameful!" they proclaimed loudly in the streets. "We have been sacrificing ourselves for the wrong master, one who has failed to see our qualities."

Hearing the hubbub outside, the dying master remarked:

"I needed to pass on those secrets to a man I knew well. All my students are terribly virtuous and only show their good qualities. That is dangerous, for virtue often serves to hide vanity, pride and intolerance. That is why I chose the one student I knew really well, the one whose faults I could see most clearly."

-Paulo Coelho