Wednesday, September 6, 2006

*BURP!*



Ok i am wheezing.
Wheezing from eating too much.
*lol*


Everyone was done with their choices from the buffet spread
I lasted for another 30 mins
Ein lasted for another 40 mins
*chuckles*



It was really nice sitting down listening to them talk about their sons
Anthony and Micheal
18 and 15 respectively
Both are fantastic teenagers. I have seen Anthony since he was one. I was 7.
Anthony is so much into basketball that he represents western australia in basketball tournaments
Micheal is so much into computers and he has 3 monitors to one keyboard.
Probably some nerds would think that it is ok having 3 home servers with 570Gb of HDD space in his room
But beat this.

He can type A to Z in 1.7secs

Beat that.


He spoiled his Ferrari lappie cos he typed on the keyboard too hard
The mother only had issues in replacing the keyboard all the time.
People in the service centres thought that it was a small kid ruining the keyboard.

This boy is only 15!







Ok ok dengar dengar ader orang labelled herself as the best singer in Malaysia and now plans to be the best wife in Malaysia.
Probably you are born 3 years earlier than me
But let me tell you this young lady.
Dont dream about being the best wife in Malaysia.


You may compete with his ex wife to be top notch in his life.
And i can guarantee you 90% that you will be for now.
Cos you are younger. Prettier. No wrinkles.
So that portion i let you win too.


You may hold the most expensive wedding, beating all in Malaysia and most royals around the world.


I read too much people writing about her.
In media
In blogs
And i hate it.


Trust me i spoke so much of her too.
Too much.
Tooo much that i got sick of speaking and hearing about her


But i never wrote about her.
I never blogged about what i felt like blogging


But when she said that and it was out in the media, I would help the outrage.


I want her to compete in the Anugerah Perdana
I want to see her names flashed everywhere about the awards she is competing for.




If i had to give out an award to the woman who should win the best wife in Malaysia award, i would contemplate to give it to so many types of woman.


Woman whose husband's income can barely feed the mouths in the family, yet she managed to make do with it.

Woman whose husband is paralysed or bed ridden and needs to be the sole breadwinner. Send the kids to school.
See through their education.
bring the kids up appropriately

Woman who work together with her husband to make ends meet
To have more than enough so that the family can go out on weekends
Holiday or even weekend treats like cycling or picnics


Woman who has to put up with her husband
Who is probably a womaniser or a drunkard
Emotionally and physically abused yet stay faithful to the husband
Awaiting for his return every night.


You may have the resources, be it fame and money, and accessible to so many things in life that the above categories of women cant have.
Just because your living standards are many notches above many of us women out here wont make you the best wife in Malaysia.



I want to be a good wife
A good wife to my husband
I want to be the best wife
The best wife to my husband
And when i am the best wife, it means i am the only wife
Cos if he is going to leave me for another woman,
God knows all hells will break loose.



wait do u think the minah kampong can understand my last paragraph?
Knowing that her english is just as horrendous as someone i know.



*I am evil*
*lol*

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