I am so so busy at work today.
You would believe that I am busy if you knew that i am coming back to work on a SATURDAYYYYYY!!!
Ni la naik lemak selalu Saturday tidur macam babi kat rumah.
Tak ingat dunia.

I am not sure if i am going to go through a physical and mental breakdown soon.
Not that i am up for work.. but everything is in a mess when any handover is done.
My patience is really running thin.
I hate it when people test my patience especially early in the morning when my system's not up yet.
I wish they know that Project Coordinator IS NOT = Secretary.

Scenario 1:

Woman 1: I forgot my drawer key. Do you have any spares?
(i called Faridah to ask)
Me: No i don't think we keep any spare keys for drawers.
Woman 1: But i thought Yilin(the previous girl) kept it.
Me: No i dont think so. Ive check with Faridah and she said we only have the spare keys for our cupboards.
Woman 1: Can you check with Yilin?
Me: She is not in the department anymore. Everything was handed over to Faridah.
Woman 1: Then can you call the locksmith to break open the drawer.
(ok.. this part i got really furious ok)
Me: Break open!!! Wait.. did you forget your keys or you lost them?
Woman 1: I forgot
Me: And then you want to break open?
Woman 1:Ya.
Me: And then who is going to pay for it?!?!?!? My department is not going to fork out anything for your mistake. Why don't you take a cab home and get your keys?
Woman 1: Nvm..ask them to break open..I pay for it
I had to call the facilities dept, log a call and then she kept asking me how much it will cost.
Me: They have to see what kind of damage they will do to your drawer before they can give you a quote.

Later when i came back from faxing.. there was a note lying on my Thinkpad
"Mima,
Pls assist to cancel my job number #xxxxxx"
I was like WTF!!!!!
First you ask me to call.Then you ask me cancel.
I am not an operator(though i can be your smooth operator*lol*)
but damn it!!!

This morning...

Woman 2: I booked a projector yesterday with Faridah. Can you check?
Me: I am still booting up my system. Mind i call you back?
She barely gave me 2 mins to check and then she called my ext using her handphone
(part maner dia tak paham system aku lom boot up)
Me: Ya.. you have a booking till 12pm.
Woman 2: Can you help me call Kumar and tell him to collect the projector?
Me: huh? call Kumar?
Woman 2: Ya i give you his number. 9XXXXXXX
Me: You want me to call Kumar? what for?
Woman 2: tell him to collect the projector
Me: and you want me to do it?
Woman 2: can you call him and tell him?
In the midst of her saying thank you, i hung up the phone on her.
I did call Kumar though.
And they were all stuck in a jam and late for a meeting.
But seriously, that is not my blardy problem man..
And what is wrong with just using her cellphone and call the guy rather than hvg to give me the number and I have to call...

haiz..
Again i was cursing and swearing.

However....
Despite the MASSIVE BUSY-NESS i am enountering in the office, cute things do happen
(p/s: i thought of taking the 'y' out and replace it with an 'i'.. but it will then be business.. and that would be so wrong)

I was walking to work yesterday at Tanjong Pagar MRT station and this guy handed me a flyer.
And it thought it was the normal job searching whatever flyer it is cos they do give out a lot here in Tanjong Pagar.
So i took.
And then i looked
And i didnt quite realise until i looked at it again.
I was like 'ouh my gawd'
Ok THAT opened my eyes

Now YOU take a look:




For her:
- Giddy-up and do the reverse cowgirl. Yee hah!
- Get missionary. And we don't mean it in a religious way!
- Nursing a headache? Retire for the night

For him:
- Who let the dogs out?!!? Woof!
- Make like spoons and get on with it!
- Up against the wall, standing up. That's the way to do it!!!

*lol*
There's more!!

You have to tear the dotted lines and fold it into a dice to 'play'

I didnt bother to read the instructions.
And when i was about to give it away I read it again and i was like "oh ouh..."
I got the in-depth meaning.
See whether you can

Hint: See the words in RED

Instructions to make your own Durex Roll 'n' Score die:
1) Remove cube pattern by tearing along the dotted lines
2) Let cube assume desired shape by folding all sides
3) Fold flaps for penetration
4) Insert and play

I was like 'ouh my gawd' ..
Great advertising
*lol*

Another cute thing.
Pebbles msged me

Pebbles:
"What's your plans tonight honey buns?"

Me:
"Hi glazed honey buns. I hv blajar agama tonight remember.What abt your plans?
Love,
Steamed honey buns"
(and i just realised i msg her that twice cos i was so busy that i always dun know that i send out a msg or not)

Pebbles:
"Lol. Wadeh dunno what's e plans.Wadeh is very hungry and is longing to eat steamy honey buns."

Me:
"I'm hungry tpp. I didnt really eat for lunch. I have so much work.Sob Sob. Wadeh with green chilli makes my mouth water"

I really miss my sister.
And my mom and dad for the matter.

I better get going.