I don't believe in Monday blues but my mind was cluttered the whole day.
Temper ran super short when I was about to arrive work.
And it remained that way for the rest of the day.

Worse, there was loads of work pending.
Something which I procrastinated to perform it over the weekend.

When everything ran haywire, all hells are sure to break loose.
God forbid it is going to happen again tomorrow.

I got too tired with work and didn't want to walk anywhere to get food. So it was me and Ef taking the elevator down to Spinelli to get sandwiches and a drink, head to the rooftop and try to detach ourselves from work.

Knowing her for almost 7 years, of which 2 years we coincidentally became colleagues, we never ran out of topics. Both me and Ef, turning 26 VERY SOON in the upcoming months ended up laughing worriedly about our quarter-life crisis

*nod nod*

Yes that was what we admitted to be experiencing.
We probably didn't think that we would grow up, or at least we thought that we wouldn't realise.
But looking at where we are today, with stable job and being financially secured, we realised we grew up to be more matured than we knew each other back in 2001.

*ahem*

The way we dress. The way we talk. The way we shop & eat. The kind of guys men who gets to be in our list.

It's funny. Scarily funny.
We complained about our mothers.
How quickly they want us married but the next minute they say that they are not stressing out.

We talked about our mothers.
How they gloat about us and their other children which only goes to show how proud they are of us.
But then again, I am sure all mothers would do just that. Not just ours.

We talked about our current expectations.
With a good job and fair bit of money in our CPF account and savings, we are definitely choosy on the men we want to date.

But there is a trade-off remember?
The ones our age are probably snapped up by the early 20s girls. Those who aren't may just be gay. Which brings us to those who are in their late 20s and early 30s, of which they probably have children so that is a no-no.
We giggled at the fact that we are only left with the divorcees and if there still aren't, we may just need to wait for them to be one.

Whatever the case, single or gay or divorcee or tak laku, we know what are the criteria we are looking for. Probably just by hello, we can put a tick or strike out those in line.
It sounds so mean la ok but seriously that is how clear our minds are.

People can just say we tak laku la.. takder orang nak la... dah tua tak kahwin la..
(Dun be surprise of who will be mentioning it all)
Bottom line, we agreed that with or without a partner, we could still feed ourselves with our money and even dress ourselves beautifully.
So for now, we do not need a man to feed us and undress us.

Muahahaha!
I told you I am in a mean mood today
So let's just see who are our other halves.
And I won't be surprised of who is going to critisize this.

Bottom line, all these lies in God's hands. Whether you marry an old man or you married a young man. As long as one is happy, no one should say anything.

Then we moved on to relationships.
How this guy we know called his ex dumb.
His ex has smaller boobs than his apparently current girlfriend of whom he said was an intellect.
(I shall save the evil details we shared)
But the ex got so mad cos she knew she wasn't dumb though she admitted to the smaller(not small) boops.
So to comfort her, we said,"Ko mesti nak ingat dok.. human kan ader left brain and right brain"
"Ni left brain dier," pushing her left breast
"Ni right brain dier," pushing her right breast


I swear we couldn't stop laughing.
Girly talks are always the best.

It's hard for me to call friends true friends.
Aside from Lovie, I do not cry on anyone else's shoulder. Or at least I didn't learn to.
Ef said I have friends but I just don't have a social life.

*shows palm at Ef's face*
Hokey Ef!
Don't talk dumb ok.
Intellect Ef! Intellectual conversation please.
Muahahahaa!



"Friends are like bras; always close to your heart and there for support."


You bet!