I can put up with lame jokes and fake a laugh.
That's me and I pull it off quite easily.

But you know how I cannot put up with corporate lame jokes because it sounds worse than boot-licking.
I hate people giving cute faces and stew-pid jokes on emails thinking it is cutely funny.
*smirk*

People in the corporate world should really know that if they do not have any sense of humour, then don't work it.
Cos even if you throw your head back and fake a laughter, everything will just be too obvious.

I get terribly put off with such scenes.
Don't try embark on something you are incompetent about.

incompetence

1. Complete inability to accomplish even the simplest of tasks

2. Oddly and apparently, one of the keys to achieving success in a corporate environment; those who exhibit extreme incompetence will inevitably supervise vast amounts of people, large departments and will be extraordinarily well-compensated for doing so; in the process they will make everyone who works for them crazy and extremely harried, as the staff will constantly be cleaning up the messes their incompetent bosses have created

*lol*

Now you know why I love the corporate world?
Nothing chuckles me up than the corporate bullshit you see, hear and learn everyday.


Supervisor drops a major brain dump on your desk and you can kiss the holiday halo effect good-bye. No choice but to drill down and analyse the dog food results.


The Corporate Bull-Shit



Did you laugh your arse off on this one?
I sure did.

Ok back to work now.