Yes, it is a Monday and I have been so exhausted over the weekend.
Will show you why later.

I just arrived office but guess what.

I was making my coffee in the kitchen before heading to work and the phone rang.
"I hope it is not some stupid secretary calling me"
I know it is 9.10am but these secretaries always sound like they are in the midst of life and death.

My phone extension is routed to my mobile.

I picked up my called.
The caller said, "Hello, may i speak to &%%$%$?"
"Huh? Wrong number.."

I was about to hang up the phone and she said, "Is this IBM?"
Giving her the benefit of the doubt I said yes but I have been wanting to hang up the phone and attend to my coffee.

"Is this HR?"
Gosh!! Do I sound HR to you with the not-so-sweet-voice?
"No."

"Can I have the HR number?"
Ok now I really felt like whacking her but she continued saying that she needed to attend an orientation for the newly onboards in IBM.

I told her to go to the reception.
Please la.. you are working for IBM yet you can't do the simplest thing.
IBM has 2 towers. 2 receptions.
What's so blardy hard about it.

I may have ruined her first day at work but she just made me hate Mondays even more.

Then because I was so tired over the weekend, I hopped on the cab to work only to withstand the stench of fish.
But because it is a Malay cab driver, I silenced.

Please la.. if you know you are going to pick up a passenger from the market or accompany your wife to buy fish on a Monday, spray some air freshener will you?

I sit in the office, occasionally smelling the fish in my nostrils.

I am pissed.
And my next blog, I will be even more pissed off.

For now, I need to attend to my emails.

Shut up Monday.