Me: I have stomach ache.. must be the epok epok i ate
Him: Go drink yakult la
Me: Crazy ah?!?! then what you want me to go to the toilet every time is it?
Him: No la.. At least the good bacteria will kill the bad then clear your stomach.

And so i did.

3 hours later at the shop while playing Uno:

Me: Mak i need to go home.
Mum: Why?
Me: Toilet. Tak leh tahan.
Mum: Nanti la...
Me: Can't wait... i have to go...
Mum: Then you walk home yourself?
Me: Yah... but if still cannot tahan i will run.

I broke out into cold sweat.
*roll eyes*
But now tummy does feel better...
Definitely before i let it all go, i managed to call him and scream at him for making me drink Yakult.

*****

Anyway...

Do you realise something??

Men can NEVER listen to simple instructions.
Or worse they can never even let the women finish complete their instructions...

And it is worse when you are giving instructions on directions.
Cos why???
Men don't listen...
And despite women can't read maps,
women like me definitely have a good sense of direction
And i don't see the point in having to need a map.

Men don't listen and women don't read maps.
But its worse for men cos they don't carry maps around in search of directions.
They don't ask.
They don't listen..

Women just need to ask and LISTEN when they are in search of directions.

Get the point now?

I think the women do and the men just don't.
They're lost...

And they don't bother asking...

*haha*

*****

Which brings me to another point.
Men are constantly lost.
That's why sometimes they don't know what they want
They keep thinking WHAT WOMEN WANT
and
They thought women are the problem.

But if only they start asking..

And start listening to us...

*hoho*